Ashish and alcohol: His two best friends

Not Sure Ashish Nehra Or Whiskey. Getting Better As He’s Getting Older. #IndvsNZ #DilSay

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) March 15, 2016

This statics genius:

Great start for team India as @ashwinravi99 and Ashish Nehra get wickets in their first overs respectively. #IndvsNZ #AKLive

— Anil Kumble (@anilkumble1074) March 15, 2016

No points for guesing who she’s referring to :

Not sure NZ batsman or Pakistani Batsman are playing…wild six and gone… XD #IndvsNZ

— simran kaur (@simran_Gulabo) March 15, 2016

The pun in this one :

Colin Munro#IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/mzBt50zU2t

— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 15, 2016

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Always remember we come from the land of Kamasutra.
We can screw you in more ways than you can think of..#IndvsNZ

— Bhujelo Bawa (@WriterUnchained) March 15, 2016

Williamson must go #wt20 #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/08OoQyw9Eh

— Aparajita (@aparajita_as) March 15, 2016

#IndvsNZ aaj bhi amitji girray hue paise nahin uthatay aur rohitji direct hit nahin kartey

— Devilsbrouhaha (@alibehzaad) March 15, 2016

There are more people in the 8:05 Virar local than the entire country of New Zealand.#IndvsNZ

— Ted Mosby (@fake_engineer7) March 15, 2016

पहली गेंद पर छक्का दूसरी पर आउट। यही डील है तो ठीक है।60 रन बनाकर ऑल आउट हो जाओ।@neeerajbadhwar @NavbharatTimes t20= 20 ball match? #IndvsNZ

— prasad sanyal (@prasadsanyal) March 15, 2016

कोई हारे कोई जीते छक्का पड़े या विकेट गिरे विमल वालों को बस अपने 25 सालों का जशन मनाना है #IndvsNZ

— Tiranga (@avnijesh) March 15, 2016

Laxman and Sehwag’s hindi commentary..
#IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/FTHWHT9z70

— Rohan K (@number1criitic) March 15, 2016

For a second I thought India is playing against Deccan Chargers.. Same uniform in 2008 DC had. #WT20 #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/ZKdeP2cPwQ

— suresh g (@surg982) March 15, 2016

Dhoni is faster than #Airtel4G Girl
When it comes to Stumping #WCT20 #IndvsNZ

— вα∂αѕѕ ץครђTM (@iYashwant) March 15, 2016