True story bro.
One McCullum or the other is always rattling us in the first over #IndvsNZ
— Gaurav Kapur (@gauravkapur) March 15, 2016
Add Sharma to the censor board too
If this Indian Innings were a Bollywood movie, Shikhar Dhawan was the Censor board certificate. Blink n miss. #IndvsNZ
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) March 15, 2016
Delhi CM bringing the heat on
Indian fans burning the Visa paper of Mitchell Santner. #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/x4V39oplfi
— उमर अब्दुल्लाह (@abdullah_0mar) March 15, 2016
The number 1 player
Shikhar Dha1, out on 1 #WT20 #IndvsNZ #WorldT20
— Aakanksha Jain (@Aashi1606) March 15, 2016
Our poor faces:
indian fans right now #IndvsNZ #WT20 pic.twitter.com/vh0HXUlIoZ
— Tahir #Gladiator (@Soy_HSN) March 15, 2016
Its all happened before :
Quick Gun Murugun!This match is a Repeat telecast of indvspak Asia cup …. #indvsnz #nzvsind
— Insincerely-Sincere (@gyani_no1) March 15, 2016
I hope he performs better with her!Raina got a chance to bat. Even before I got a chance to tweet that, he got out! #IndvsNZ
— ಪುಟ್ Ninja (@0pamp) March 15, 2016
Sharma Ji Shaadi Ke Baad Badal Gaye Hain. 😉 #IndvsNZ #DilSay #Bing
— Shreya (@MsJajodiya) March 15, 2016
What a reminder!
The last boundary was hit before independence. #IndvsNZ
— Roflindian (@Roflindian) March 15, 2016
Nehra our hero!
All our hopes rest on Nehra ji today. I mean, Nehra ji’s batting. #IndvsNZ
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 15, 2016
Yuvraj Singh did not disappoint me at all and lived up to my expectations. I had no expectations from him. #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/JX1CYWEzjo
— Gautam Trivedi (@Gotham3) March 15, 2016
Yuvraj wanted to see ‘Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai’ at 10. And hence this ? #IndvsNZ
— Engineeration (@Engineeration) March 15, 2016
In terms of Lagaan,Injured Ismail(Dhoni with an injured hand)& Bhuvan at the crease.Last hope probably against NZ #IndvsNZ #CricketOnBravia
— Himachali Tweeter (@TweeterHimachal) March 15, 2016
All is well. #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/an11FUn1cu
— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) March 15, 2016
Switched on tv 4 wickets gone already #IndvsNZ pic.twitter.com/EhrW2mXrhB
— Ajay Khasnabis (@ajaykhasnabis) March 15, 2016
Mccullum brothers spoiling the Indian parties since 2007 #IndvsNZ
— Kailash Rathi (@_kailash) March 15, 2016
Now Dhoni might say now we would have got more love in New Zealand than in India… ?
— Broken Cricket (@BrokenCricket) March 15, 2016
By now our motivation to find humor in dismay had been suppressed. Pure breed Indians after all, cricket is our religion!