Right, we’ve had enough of this nonsense. We’re calling it. Leicester winning the Premier League would be a disaster, and you know it.
Here’s why…
1. Those clappers.
Leicester city have goal music, clappers, a drum and are top of the premier league. Disgusting.
— Josh Horsley (@joshuathfc_) March 14, 2016
No team whose fans have clappers should win anything.
2. Everywhere you go you’ll be greeted by about 100 Leicester fans saying “chat shit get banged” in terrifying unison.
To anyone wanting lescister to win the league remember that all you'll see for 3 months is chat shit get banged
— Bottlers (@de_bruyninho) February 6, 2016
3. Kit’s too blue.

That’s all there is to it. Way too blue. It is the essence of blue. It is overwhelmingly blue.
4. It would kill betting.
After last night's draw, one customer with £20 on Leicester winning the league has cashed out for £16,000 #LCFC pic.twitter.com/Zvy2i2iMSL
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) March 2, 2016
If the bookies get burned by Leicester winning the title, nothing will ever be 5,000-1 again. Gone will be the days you could put a couple of quid on some impossible event and dream of making your fortune.
5. Every footballing achievement would be diminished from now on.

Brighton finish eighth in their first Premier League season? Who cares? Leicester won the league. Northern Ireland beat Germany at Euro 2016? Who cares? Leicester won the league.
6. They sacked Nigel Pearson, therefore denying us his ostrich-based wisdom.
7. They’d stop Tottenham winning it.

And Tottenham winning it would be great – if only because Piers Morgan might actually explode.
8. Everything you think you know about football will be wrong.

Try out a few of these phrases, see how easily they sit with you. “Marc Albrighton, Premier League winner.” “Wes Morgan, Premier League winner.”
9. It will show exactly how bad the Premier League is.

You can say whatever you like about excitement and unpredictability, but the fact is the level of quality at the moment – considering how much money is swimming about – is absurdly low. The likes of Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester City should all be thoroughly ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen.
10. Serge from Kasabian will be on Football Focus, from now until the end of time, and we’ll all have to pretend we care what he thinks about football.
I can already foresee Serge and Tom Meighan OD'ing on pride the day Leicester win the league
— Aled (@AledBartley) January 25, 2016
As if we don’t suffer enough with Noel Gallagher.
11. Because we really don’t want to see Gary Lineker in his pants.
YES! If Leicester win the @premierleague I'll do the first MOTD of next season in just my undies.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 14, 2015
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